Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

4/12/2008

The Mad Haircutter

Suppose you get a bad haircut.



No shame in that ... happens to everyone.



So you ask your friend with the hair clippers to fix it for you.



Unfortunately you fail to consider that your friend is a lunatic who considers even banal events to be opportunities for performance art.



You also fail to fully appreciate the implications of this event occurring in the presence of friends with cell-phone cameras.



Nor does it occur to you that your lunatic friend might get off on the idea.



What would happen then?



Well ... you'll get your haircut fixed, to be sure.



But be prepared for an unexpected turn of events.



And, of course, it goes without saying that the whole thing is bound to end up on the Internet.

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1/10/2008

Your Splints Are Turning Me On, Baby

The East Village brings you medical supplies as fetish wear.

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12/31/2007

"When do the beatings start?"

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9/18/2007

Boy Band Brat Flags Some Seriously Kinky Shit

In his HBO concert, Future Sex/Love Show, Justin Timberlake wore a purple and fuscia, paisley hanky in his right back pocket.

This obvious display of the Gay Hanky Code means our favorite little pretty boy brat has piercings, a fetish for boxer shorts and likes to get spanked.

Can this really be a surprise to anyone?

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At 1:47 AM, Blogger Name: Geeba Monkey said...

Hey gay nerd. I just linked to this post from my blog. Hope you're cool with it. Like your site.

 

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