"If anyone needs me I'll be down here with the dust bunnies."

You'd think being a computer consultant would be an intellectual job. And it is ... when I'm doing strategy. But the rest of the time I'm doing implementation and support ... which is a fancy way of saying, "crawling around on my hands and knees plugging in cables."

It's really the bane of my existence.

It's not so bad when I know it's going to be one of those days and I wear jeans. But it never fails, any time I have an executive meeting and I wear something nice, something unexpected comes up and there I am again, on the floor in the dirt.

Ah well.