Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

10/29/2007

The best gig ever.

OK, here's the deal ... be cute! The job pays room and board forever.

Oh, and by the way, you can never quit.

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5/17/2006

Do You Like My Monkey?

So I'm walking on 23rd Street and a guy wearing a "King Kong coming soon to pay-per-view Time Warner Cable" shirt says, "Hey, wanna get a free photo with King Kong." The "No, I don't have a fucking quarter!" New Yorker in me instinctively says, "no" without even thinking.

About ten steps later, I actually register what he said and I'm like, "Say what? Photo with King Kong? Free? Hell Ya!"



I love that I totally failed to notice the assistant trying to hand me a banana to use as a prop.

(As with all images on my blog, click for larger view.)


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At 10:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wohoo! take it off!
Umm... I mean, that's a fun picture. And great reaction. Whao needs a banana anyway.
-Ron

 

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