Poor, poor, sad, pathetic breeders!

ZOMFG!

(That's "Z'oh, my fucking god!")

I am sooooo glad I'm gay.

I can't believe the sad, uptight crap straight people believe about sex.

I was listening to Attack of The Show: In Your Pants just for laughs. It's a sex advice column by perky girls for fan boys. It include gems like.

"Ew! I think if ever saw an uncircumcised penis I'd freak out. It's not too late to have it done.

"If your boyfriend every calls you by his ex-girlfriend's name cut off his penis."

"If you're not well endowed just tuck it between you legs and stay home because we're all gonna find out."

"Don't ever have group sex. It'll release hormones that'll ruin your relationship."

Holy shit!

Girls are such bitches. If I was straight guy and had to deal with attitudes like this I'd turn into a chauvinist asshole in about a month.

I also just can't believe heteros' preoccupation with "the number", which is how many sex partners your current partner has previously had.

"What's your number?"

"What's his number?"

"Did she tell you her number yet?"

For progressive, sane, useful sex advice for breeders, fags and lesbos alike, I recommend Dan Savage's Savage Love Podcast. He's brilliant and hilarious.

The 7th Sign

Dammit, people! How many times do we have to tell you?



There is absolutely no honking on Sex Street!

Please pull over and negotiate with your hooker quietly.

At the Museum of Sex

A chick mag for straight men called "Gay Blade" ... oh the irony.