Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

1/08/2006

1,001 Ways To Say ... You're Such A Fag!

Just when I think I've heard every bit of gay slang and slander out there, I hear another. Most of them I find funny. Some are just gross. Here's the latest to catch my ear.

Freckle Puncher

Freckle is Australian slang for anus. And ... well ... you can figure it out.

The term has also migrated to America, but seems to only be in general usage in Southern California.

This one is almost cute.

"Want to come into the bedroom with me, my adorable little freckle puncher?"

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7/03/2005

Two Mariposas to go, please.

This new store is at the entrance of Crossroads Mall, Salt Lake City, Utah, where I used to hang out as a kid. Mariposa means butterfly in Spanish. I wonder if they know it's also slang for faggot.

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At 1:10 AM, Blogger Bevin said...

Dear Dale:

Welcome to the blogosphere.

Do you ever play Civilization: The Board Game at your games night?

Love,

Bevin

 
At 5:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! Having gotten (almost) "top billing" in Dale's initial posting to his blog (see "Hi, Mom"), I feel obligated to contribute!

Yes, we have the "Mariposa" store in SLC (means "butterfly" in Espanol) AND I am the proud recipient of a butterfly-motif pareau (scarf/stole) given to me by my eldest (Dale) several years ago--even before they became "all the rage." (He bought it from a NYC street vender.)

So glad to hear Dale's computer crash was only a "blip," rather than a catastrophe, as it is to so many. Well, gotta go and do some back-ups!

Regards to Dale and all his friends (and enemies?) who may contribute to this blog.

The Mom

 

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